How to Stop Killing your House Plants

Alright folks, are you ready to become the ultimate houseplant parent? Because let me tell you, keeping these little green babies alive is no easy feat. But don’t worry, I’ve got your back with these ten tips for not killing your houseplants.

1. Lighting: Finding the Right Spot for Your Houseplants

Listen, just because you like to sit in the dark and watch Netflix doesn’t mean your plants do too. Different plants have different lighting needs, so make sure you’re giving them the right amount. Succulents and cacti like to sunbathe, while ferns and snake plants are a bit more shy.

2. Watering: The Fine Balance of Not Killing Your Plants

Don’t drown your plants, but don’t let them turn into a cactus either. The key is to find the sweet spot and stick to it. A good rule of thumb is to wait until the top inch of soil is dry before watering again.

3. Drainage: Avoiding the Soggy Plant Disaster

You know what’s not fun? A soggy plant that’s sitting in a puddle of its own water. Make sure your pots have drainage holes, and use well-draining soil to avoid this disaster.

4. Temperature: Keeping Your Plants in Their Comfort Zone

Just like us, plants have their own comfort zones. Most houseplants like it between 60-75°F, so don’t put them in drafty areas or near AC and heating sources.

5. Humidity: Giving Your Tropical Plants a Sauna Experience

Tropical plants love a good sauna, so if your home is drier than the Sahara Desert, consider using a humidifier or placing a tray of water near your plants.

6. A Big Ol’ Hug for Your Plants

Not all plants need it, but for the ones that do, it’s like a big ol’ hug. Make sure you’re using a balanced, water-soluble fertilizer at the right time. Plants get what they need from the soil but you can also give them a nice treat with some fertilizer.

7. Pruning: Giving Your Plants a Haircut

Just like getting a haircut, pruning helps promote healthy growth and can also keep your plants from taking over your entire house. Use clean, sharp tools, and don’t overdo it.

8. Repotting: Giving Your Plants Some Room to Breathe

As your plants grow, they’ll outgrow their pots. Make sure you’re using a well-draining potting mix and give them some room to breathe.

9. Pest Control: Keeping Pests from Ruining Your Plants

Nothing ruins a plant faster than pests. Keep an eye out for spider mites, scale, and mealybugs, and use organic methods of pest control.

10. Patience: The Key to Not Killing Your Houseplants

This is the most important tip of all. Plants are living things and they take time to grow. Don’t expect them to look perfect overnight and don’t get too attached. If they die, just remember, there’s always more where that came from.

By following these tips, you’ll be well on your way to becoming a houseplant parent extraordinaire. And remember, if all else fails, just buy fake plants, no one will ever know. Happy gardening!

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